What I would have said, if I were Tiger Woods

February 20, 2010

”I am here today, to make a statement. Who I sleep with is none of your fucking business,  the idea that I have to stand here and humiliate myself and my wife, to protect a bloody trainer manufacturers brand identity- ludicrous. Fuck off.”

Then I would have flashed them, and driven off in my zillion quid sports car. Because I would be Tiger Woods, and I would have a driving license. Seriously, he needs to grow a pair.



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  2. OLÉ!!!

  3. That is so funny! I properly laughed my arse off and read it out loud to my peeps.

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