September 24, 2009

When I was 6, I told my teacher I wanted to be Audrey Hepburn. She informed me that that wasn’t going to be possible, as Audrey Hepburn was in fact, Audrey Hepburn. I spent my life trying, and ended up like Holly Golightly’s less cool sister. I have now decided that I do not want to be Audrey Hepburn. I want to be Blondie. I would have been very good at being Blondie. Alas, I think the job may already have been taken.


One comment

  1. mmm, i see the problem. I announced to my careers advice representative about 12 or 13 years old that i had aspirations of being a rich mans plaything…sadly the position has yet to be secured.

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